chrisError a.k.a The Grande Fromage

KILL5's owner and resident games coder. Raised in Deepest Darkest Wales, his only childhood friends were his Programming Manuals and a dusty Vic20 Home Computer.

Now at the helm of KILL5.COM he's responsible for coming up with all the lovely games and growing ever more incredible Facial Hair.

Mankauf

Popular entertainer Matt Kaufman. is a familiar face to anyone who has watched British commercial television in the past year or so.

After endorsing products he does not use in return for vast sums of cash, the Mankauf is returned to the KILL5 bunker, where he is chained and shackled to a laptop and forced to lovingly hand-code all the pretty HTML, CSS & PHP you can see in action all over KILL5.COM.

StUerror

Born Walter Joseph Kovacs, StUerror has lived a life of crime and used to be a practising vigilante, until crippling lumbago forced him to rethink his career choices. He opted to enter into the thrilling world of web design, and we are very happy to have him here at KILL5, provided he keeps away from our vat of boiling oil over there.

Most likely to say: "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me," usually this is directed at the coders.

Killthulhu

KILL5's resident extremely horrific gargantuan ancient evil entity, & mascot.